Hello Blog Hoppers!
Welcome to the Hot Summer Nights Erotica Bloghop. Many thanks to our lovely hostess Skye Warren!
There are over 100 participating authors and some terrific grand prizes including a Digital Erotica Gift Basket with over 40 books and a $100 Gift Card to EdenFantasys, fun sex toy shop. See pictures of the prizes below.
All commenters on my blog will receive a FREE ebook and one lucky winner will receive two! One of my books, The ABCs of Erotica – D is for Domination, is included in the gift basket. Don’t forget to include your email.
Don’t forget to visit the other blogs in the blog hop – the linky is located below.
My post today is about sex on the beach. Please share your tips!
Top Five Tips for Sex on the Beach
You know, Dear Readers, sex on the beach is more than just an alcoholic beverage. Sex on the beach can be a wonderfully romantic adventure or an exercise in chaotic hilarity. In no particular order, here are my tips for planning your sensual rendezvous on the sand.
1. Privacy. Trust me on this one. There are few things more detrimental to the romantic mood than unexpected and unwanted guests. Pick a remote spot or a time when you will have your selected area to yourself (e.g. at night).
2. Blanket. Be sure to bring a blanket or beach towel. The sand might be lovely to walk through in bare feet, but it is quite unfriendly to certain delicate areas.
3. Shade/Sunscreen. If your interlude is planned for the daytime, you will definitely want to make sure you either find a handy palm tree or bring a beach umbrella. Sunscreen will be an absolute must for those areas inside the tan lines.
4. Hydration. There is nothing like hot sunlight and physical activity to make a person parched. A dry tongue is not conducive to kissing or other intimate activities. Not only that, some nice icy water could bring a little spice to the encounter.
5. Wildlife. Believe it or not, when the humans vacate the beach, the wildlife returns. Nothing douses the flames of desire quite like a crab claw attaching itself to your toe. Watch out for crabs, turtles and other beachcombers. It’s really their beach, we just get to borrow it now and again.
Don’t forget, please share your thoughts! Would you like a story that includes some sex on a beach? Sign up for my mailing list and receive a free copy of B is for Beach from The ABCs of Erotica.
Malia Mallory ~~~~~~~~~ Author 
Comments on: "Hot Summer Nights Erotica Bloghop – Top 5 Tips for Sex on the Beach" (40)
I have already read B is for Beach and whew it was hot! Thanks so much for participating in this totally awesome hop!
slinkydennnis@yahoo.com
I’ll add one more tip if I may. Do not wait to begin 15 minutes before sunrise!!
I can’t imagine sex on the beach being good. All that sand….well maybe if it was on one of those islands with the really clean, fine, white sand.
acm05atjuno.com
Absolutely loving all the wonderful books that I am being introduced to.
Yvette
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Thanks for the chance to win!!
natasha_donohoo_8 at hotmail dot com
Condoms if you aren’t in a committed relationship 😉
sionedkla@gmail.com
Yes I live in So. Cal. and I can say it is great in a book in real life not so much!
mfierydrgn@aol.com
Great tips…now I just have to get to the beach!!!
andieleah78@gmail.com
I like some stories that include sex on a beach, for sure 😉
bookdevoteereviews(at)hotmail(dot)com
Great tips! Got a beach vacation coming up soon…may have to keep those in mind. 😉 I just received your copy of B is for Beach this morning and I can’t wait to read it! Thanks for participating in the hop!
Thanks for the tips. I’ve done it before, but it’s been a long while. Thanks for being part of this blog hop!
Very good tips. I can’t think of any better.
Great tips
bmack31919@yahoo.com
Let me tell you privacy is a big one! When my husband, some friends and I spent the night on the beach (we were teenagers by the way) My husband and I found our spot away from everyone else and started to get busy. Well there was only one problem, your not suppose to sleep on the beach and a police man was kind enough to let us know. Needless to say a fun time turned into an embarrassing time.
Gatormaryd(at)yahoo(dot)com
Sex on the beach… that would require a beach, right? Living in land-locked Alberta, we have a handful of lakes with sandy beaches and that’s it. I’ve never had sex outdoors due to the short summers and biting insects. Yuck. I hope one day to take your list on a vacation somewhere and indulge!
authorangelicadawson at gmail
I’ll keep beach sex in the books unless I can be in one of the fancy cabana’s that you see on TV that sounds great and no sand in senisitive places.
Thanks for participating in the hop!
mmafsmith at gmail dot com
Thanks for the tips LOL 😀
laceyblossom1(at)gmail(dot)com
Just hopping through. Thanks.
Thanks so much for the contest!!!
swkimbell@yahoo.com
Thanks for the great blog hop! Good luck everyone
willandamanda99@yahoo.com
AMen to that blanket – just think about that sand in all those scratchy places. Yuck! 🙂
brunettelibrarian AT gmAil . c0m
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You still won’t get me to have sex on a beach, I don’t like sand, lol.
penumbrareads(at)gmail(dot)com
I like to read about sex on the beach, but fon’t want to experience it.
Wolphcall(at)bellsouth(dot)net
I’m with Wolphcall…reading is great but the reality of sandy grit is not.
debi01760@hotmail.com
I love reading stories with sex on the beach but I’m not to sure about it in real life.
sstrode at scrtc dot com
Thanks for the post!
elizabeth @ bookattict . com
I think sex on the beach is better in books than in reality I don’t like sand in my swimsuit let alone with out one. mawmom(@)gmail.com
Even with a blanket, there’s still too much sand. I’d prefer a tent on the beach…or a lovely house on the beach!
catherinelee100 at gmail dot com
Sex on the beach sounds wonderful and fun, but I’d prefer to be in a cabana by the beach. Makes things easier and I am NOT a fan of sand getting in delicate places. Especially when my OCD starts saying how dirty the sand is… Anyways, thanks for participating and for the tips!
tiger-chick-1(at)hotmail(dot)com
Make sure you’ll be able to shower after – the saltwater won’t do to get rid of any sand. It’ll dry on your skin & feel icky.
Haha, good tips!
Great tips. I would still be leery due to the sand….you know how that stuff ends up everywhere when you go to the beach.
manning_j2004 at yahoo dot com
Great tips! I prefer sex in the water to sex on the beach. Easier to disguise what you’re doing! Thanks for the giveaway!
suz2(at)cox(dot)net
Thanks for the giveawa, and for the tips!
jessicamariesutton(at)msn(dot)com
I like the tips. i always forget the water.
lacrimsonfemme at gmail fullstop com
Sex on the beach…great to read, but the aftermath of where sand ends up…argh!
countrygirl91351@yahoo.com
Thanks for the tips and giveaway.
bn100candg(at)hotmail(dot)com
Well, I definitely make sure to get a blanket that’s pretty long and wide. Sand has a way of getting into places where sand didn’t even touch!
If you get a towel, get a large one annd not a regular sized one. It won’t be big enough for one person lying still, let alone two people moving around, doing anything…we’ll say vigorous!
Thanks!
rae.gwendy(at)gmail(dot)com
I never really liked the idea of sex on the beach but who knows! 😉 Thanks for sharing and for the fun hop! And thank you for the awesome giveaway!
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shadowluvs2read(at)gmail(dot)com
While I’m not big on actually having sex on the beach in real life. But I do like it in my books. Thanks for the giveaway!
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